What do you get when you smash your face into the ground after having your back bike tire slip out from under you when riding over a large hose laying across a sidewalk?
Well, yes, a bunch of stitches.
You also get a few of these:

That now sit at the ends of any hose that crosses a path on the Northwestern campus.
I am saving lives with my own lameness.
Go me!
2 comments:
clearly you should have sued...we could be millionaires!
you are changing the world.
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