Friday, August 20, 2010

Tickets for Meetings

There should be tickets that people need to get into meetings.

Both attendance and punctuality would be increased, as people would have to commit early and would have a reminder of when and where the meeting starts. It would also be necessary to not admit any late people (late people are chumpsauces and I am tired of showing up on time so I can wait 5-10 minutes for other people).

Morale would also be improved as everyone wants to go to events that they have tickets to. Going to meetings would be like going to the movies or a concert.

Even better! You could start charging for tickets to mandatory meetings. Then decide to go green and make them e-tickets that you can charge a ridiculous convenience fee for (as in it is convenient for you so you deserve extra money). For all those that want to get around your fee, they can, but the tickets will be launched into space and then crashed into the Mariana Trench. Have fun getting your ****** ******* tickets.

Give us your money!!

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