Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Truth Campaign

Some would have you believe that I am here to smear a cat's good name. Any one who knows me, knows I love cats and am a partial cat whisperer. While Baby Cat or B.C. is a cat and is cute, it is well known that she bites with no provocation. This is not a smear, it is the honest truth. 

Her owner wants you to believe that the cat in question will do a lot of cute cat like things out of love and has posted this dubious list. First of all, there is no proof other than her word that these events even occur. Also, let me remind you that even Hitler had a family that he treated tolerably.

There are scores of witnesses who will tell their stories of horror in which they were unfairly bitten by the Baby Cat. I know I have bleed from the bite wounds she has given me. The Bitey Cat is bitey and the only reason the old sister thinks otherwise is because the cat knows if she kills sister, no one will be there to feed her.

As to the assertion that a vicious bipolar killer could never be as cute as Baby Cat in a certain picture, I have one word: BIPOLAR. Two poles people! One is cute and cuddly and pulls you in for the pets and then when you least expect it and are off your guard BLAM! the other one shows up and you are being bitten before you know it.

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