Wednesday, August 25, 2010

New Regulations

What do you get when you smash your face into the ground after having your back bike tire slip out from under you when riding over a large hose laying across a sidewalk?

Well, yes, a bunch of stitches.

You also get a few of these:

That now sit at the ends of any hose that crosses a path on the Northwestern campus.

I am saving lives with my own lameness.

Go me!

2 comments:

Amy said...

clearly you should have sued...we could be millionaires!

even pretty girls need to read said...

you are changing the world.