Friday, March 13, 2009

Busy PI DAY!!

In case you were foolishly ignorant of the fact tomorrow is the day of Pi 3.14. I am excited and you should be too. Everyone should make a pie and celebrate its pieness. I will be busy though, helping chumpy students and being a science fair judge, woo!

I know it has been around a while, but this trailer is still super badass, especially the song that starts about half way through. Reminds me of Motorstorm  with that sort of gritty sound of power that gets your blood pumping. Fifty Cent has a good video game in which he tries to get his stolen Crystal Skull back, so I am sure someone could pull off making a good Fast and Furious game. Get some awesome songs like those in Motorstorm, some open world racing and cop fleeing like in GTA but with shinnier and faster cars and straighter roads, and some roof/street running first person style like Mirror's Edge. Pump everything up in terms of speed and adrenaline and let the beast loose. Then find a way to have the music crescendo or hit beats with action events.

Time to go fix my broken research. Oh my. 

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Truth Campaign

Some would have you believe that I am here to smear a cat's good name. Any one who knows me, knows I love cats and am a partial cat whisperer. While Baby Cat or B.C. is a cat and is cute, it is well known that she bites with no provocation. This is not a smear, it is the honest truth. 

Her owner wants you to believe that the cat in question will do a lot of cute cat like things out of love and has posted this dubious list. First of all, there is no proof other than her word that these events even occur. Also, let me remind you that even Hitler had a family that he treated tolerably.

There are scores of witnesses who will tell their stories of horror in which they were unfairly bitten by the Baby Cat. I know I have bleed from the bite wounds she has given me. The Bitey Cat is bitey and the only reason the old sister thinks otherwise is because the cat knows if she kills sister, no one will be there to feed her.

As to the assertion that a vicious bipolar killer could never be as cute as Baby Cat in a certain picture, I have one word: BIPOLAR. Two poles people! One is cute and cuddly and pulls you in for the pets and then when you least expect it and are off your guard BLAM! the other one shows up and you are being bitten before you know it.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Did I Die?

No I didn't die, I just go blogless sometimes. I have been busy starting up a website with the old sister. Hopefully I can learn some html skills and make it a lot nicer than it is. If you want some honest reviews of books or video games you should check it out.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Things that are evil

In these hard economic times, most people would suggest that if you have a job you should keep it. However, there are those who would tell poor sex workers that enjoy their job to quit and try to find a new job. It is totally evil to crush dreams like that. I am all for people changing their lives and having people help them, but I don't think that change should be forced upon them. Even if they don't have a ton of job security over time or it isn't really the healthiest profession people should have the freedom of choice for themselves. I don't see anyone trying to keep people from trying to play in the NFL even though a lot of players get injured or have short careers and it is unlikely they will have great success. Evil people trick people onto a TV show and highlight all the bad things about their chosen career and tell them to quit without giving them a real way to defend themselves and their choices. Lame Bryant.

The only response to "Did someone say sandwiches?" is YES!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Simply Panourmous

The pizza lived up to its name. It was indeed panourmous. Unfortunately, like too often happens the order was messed up and I had to eat semi-gross sausage pizza. Pepperoni should be made the official topping of pizza just like English should be made the official language of the U.S.A. Even with the lame topping, the pizza was so wide that I could not see the other side and so it was my manifest destiny to eat to the other side. I totally got to the Washington/Oregon part no problem and the rest waits in the fridge to be explored. Hopefully there will be no golden toppings.

Bad plan of the day: Having high school freshmen play with toys that amplify collisions to shoot a ball at high velocity without everyone wearing safety glasses. The toy comes with safety glasses and warnings so the company doesn't get sued. Shouldn't we all do the same?

My cat is a floor dust vacuum and I want her to stop.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

First Bloggety-Blog

I guess I am making this blog since "I want to be cool" according to a nearby bully. I also hope there is monkey bread in the near future but that probably won't happen. Cry cry. It is 9 in the morning on a Saturday and my cat is already high on catnip and has stolen it to make a stash that will be sold later on I am sure. I had better be seeing some of those profits!!! Anyway, I short blog when I have nothing to say and this is first blog so I have nothing to say.

Peace Out.